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 No.1892[Reply]

>this…
Just…fucking…this…

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 No.1792[Reply]

>anthro isn't banned
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 No.1884

>>1883
"Stop liking what I don't like faggot"

 No.1885

>>1884
Go back you your e6 cub porn you fucking furry piece of shit

 No.1886

>>1885
Go gatekeep on /mlp/ faggot

 No.1887

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Jesus christ people, grow up. You act like you watch a cartoon for little girls.

 No.1890

>>1887
Thank you Admin, very cool


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 No.1862[Reply]

Student Counsel

Never done one of these before, so sorry if I fuck up.

Air Date:
June 8, 2019 @ 11:30am ET (UTC -4) on Discovery Family. Europoors in Italy got it early, but fuck 'em.

Synopsis:
Starlight Glimmer relishes her role as school counselor and encourages the students to come to her anytime about anything, but when always being available becomes too much, she learns it doesn't have to be all or nothing

Streams:
https://cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary
https://derpy.tv/

These are the two streams I typically use. I like mlpanniversary because the chat activity keeps it fun. The streaming quality varies though. DerpyTV I've found to be more reliable and generally a better quality feed, but the chat isn't as active and lacks the fun shitposting.

Feel free to post any other streams worth sharing and we can include them next time.
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 No.1870

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so…what exactly is a full grown stallion doing waiting in line for the counselor of the diversity school?

 No.1871

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Best episode of the season! Maud in particular had so much great dialogue!

 No.1872

>>1871
i definitely loled at the "as if i couldn't love him anymore" line.

solid 8/10

 No.1873

>Amerisharts still seething
Thank you based Italy, thank you for those delicious amerilard tears.


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 No.1798[Reply]

What are your thoughts on the latest episode?

 No.1799

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>>1798
I didn't get it. Was it a metaphor for Santa Claus and letting kids have their fun? At least it had a lot of cute scenes in it, and I especially liked how endearing Goldie Delicious was with keeping up the mystique.

 No.1805

It was great to see Applejack's parents again.

 No.1851

>Season 1: Applejack works herself ragged to cover for Big Mac's injury
>Season 9: Applejack works Big Mac ragged so she can help applebloom chase the deer fairy. Who turns out to be a dangerously sleep deprived Big Mac. Everypony laughs.

Not sure I get it either. I guess it was kinda cute at times.

 No.1860

I thought it was actually pretty comfy. A nice slice of life episode that kinda had a season 2 feeling to it.

 No.1867

>>1798
It was a pretty bland and forgettable episode tbqphwyf.


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 No.1442[Reply]

Let's make raping fillies legal again please, Celestia!

 No.1624

Nah, let's make it legal to get raped BY fillies.

 No.1626

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>>1624
this

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 No.1737[Reply]

Gay ponies thread?

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big gay


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 No.1655[Reply]

Share pics from the show of your favorite Twilight Sparkle scenes! :D

I’ll start. :3

 No.1685

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Who can forget this badass scene vs Tirek?

 No.1693

>>1655
>Who loves Twilight Sparkle?
Her father. Often.

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>>1655
She's still my favorite mane6.

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>>1655
Best twiggy moments

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Twiggles is great, though I think she's developing an anxiety issue.


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 No.1820[Reply]

Have you seen this man?

 No.1822

>>1820
No, who is that?


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 No.1094[Reply]

Last night I saw a dream where I was anthro Flutterbat, and I was sneakily attacking a mansion near a river, commando style. At one point I was spotted by a gorilla with bow and arrows, but I managed to take cover behind a floating log and sneak past it. I got inside, stabbed darts from a dartboard into the gorilla's controllers face, and then slammed his face against the marble floor.

In another dream fragment Lyra and Bon Bon were walking in Ponyville when another Bon Bon ran straight past them. Alerted by a possible changeling a royal guard knocked her unconscious, only to reveal that this was in fact the real Bon Bon. The mistake was embarrassing, but it also brought up the question of why Bon Bon just ran past her own doppelganger without acknowledging it in any way.

So, what kind of pony dreams have you been having?
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 No.1178

>>1104
You can get into tulpamancy if you want. Tulpa.net is full of lazy faggots who do nothing all day except talk about their imaginary girlfriends and imaginary adventures though.
I remember the place calling me a faker just because my tulpa grew faster than theirs. I think mine grew faster because I'm smarter. Or because I spent more hours on it. Could be either.

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I was the mayor of a dwarven fortress, and it was time to meet with the human diplomat. The corridors of the fortress were huge, roughly seven meters wide and high, with brown brick walls and smaller doorways splitting into separate rooms. On the way I caught a glimpse of Derpy Hooves in some wacky antics.

The human diplomat was a huge, bald man with a low flat head and muscles like a toad's legs. I thought there was no way this was a human, or whatever god it impersonated, but went along with the negotiations about building a training room. The training room was to contain poles with spinning spiked balls a la Dungeon Keeper 1, which is what I've always imagined danger rooms to be like. The negotiations were heating up, but Twilight Sparkle came to assist me until I woke up.

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Last night I saw a dream where humans were breezie-sized pests living in Equestria. Some were well-off as pets, but most lived like mice inside the walls of pony homes and weren't welcome because of humanity's unharmonious ways.

At one point my friend and I found one of the doorways between this world and the human world that the humans of Equestria had sealed after coming here. It was closed with just plywood and plaster so it was easy to break open, but what troubled me was that it clearly meant humans had come here to get away from something.

The doorway opened into a decrepit cement hallway, with old matresses and remains of storage cabinets almost blocking it. Everything was covered in dust and obviously been untouched for years, but there was sunlight shining in from somewhere I couldn't see. I spent a lot of time on that doorway, just listening carefully in case anything we escaped was still moving around, and after minutes we got the courage to move through back into the human world.

I don't remember much of what happened after that, but there were only old people living in the world. They were the last, infertile people of Earth, and they were living the afternoon of their lives in peaceful acceptance of it all. They clearly had nothing to fear here, but I was constantly unsure if I should explore our real homeworld more, or head back to Equestria before something bad happened.

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This is my most memorable pony dream of all time…

In the dreams world, cookies were used as currency and fireworks as weapons, and someone had put up a several quadrillion cookie reward for assassination of Princess Luna. So, I put all my cookies into purchasing fireworks and became her bodyguard.

At one point we fleeing a group of muslims with sabres, and I led us into a small trash shed. I was peeking out between the boards to see what our chasers were doing, when Luna opened my pants and started sucking my cock. I was taking this life and death situation seriously, but I couldn't say no to a princess so I tried to keep watch even while she gave me a blowjob.

I saw this dream just before Sleepless in Ponyville aired, but it would explain perfectly why Luna didn't appear to think she was in any real danger.

 No.1804

My pony dream was where I was my ponysona during the Crystal War Timeline. It was… hectic, to say the least.


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 No.122[Reply]

In honor of our favorite bookhorse, this thread shall be for discussing fanfiction.
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>>780
>>792
FiO: All the Myriad Worlds gives glimpse into how each individual's paradise might look like, just putting it out there.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/137717/friendship-is-optimal-all-the-myriad-worlds

>>796
>Not saying you have to read more, just wanted to make sure you knew they were there
Oh yeah I'm well aware, it's just that nowadays I practically do all my readings on my phone, and I'm simultaneously going through two other fics…

Also, I think I know what the deal is with ponies in the Stable speaking old Equestrian. Are you trying to emulate how an society 200 years in isolation would have their language stagnate or at least diverge from the outside world? If so, kudos for having thought of that, although I'm not sure if you've applied that consistently to all the dialogues. Anyhow, now that Pip's out of the Stable we'll probably get a lot less of that.

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>>802

> Oh yeah I'm well aware, it's just that nowadays I practically do all my readings on my phone, and I'm simultaneously going through two other fics…

No problem. Slower you read, the slower I have to write! FWIW I try to keep the chapters in that story around 20K, which I hope is small enough not to be totally overwhelming trying to read it on a phone. (Also poking fun at the original story for its godawfully long chapters.)

> Also, I think I know what the deal is with ponies in the Stable speaking old Equestrian. Are you trying to emulate how an society 200 years in isolation would have their language stagnate or at least diverge from the outside world?

No, actually what I'm doing is something much more sophisticated and mysterious that yeah that's exactly what I'm trying to do. I'm kind of an insufferable linguist.

Though, if Stable ponies had a stagnated language, they'd speak in modern English, since that's what ponies spoke when the megaspells hit right in the third season. I didn't want to write incomprehensible slang for everyone outside the Stable though, so I hope people can just imagine the Stable dialect as symbolically archaic.

 No.837

>>797
>the AI in a box problem
The thing where Elizer Yudkowsky says "Any sufficiently intelligent smawty AI would easily be able to manipulate a dummeh human into doing anything the AI wants, even 'Opening the AIs box' and unleashing it onto the internet, giving it magic powers and letting it kill everything! The idea that a human is incorruptible, untemptable, or too dumb to control does not occur to me. That's why I believe simply making a God AI and not giving it God Powers is a disaster waiting to happen! It'll get god powers one day, I swear! To prove my hypothesis, I engaged in an AI Experiment roleplay with 3 of my friends and manipulated them into opening the box a hundred times each. No I won't give you logs, fuck off and pay me"

 No.1696

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/409849/bootyshy

Description: When Rainbow and Rarity visit Canterlot, the last thing they expected to see was Fluttershy heading to a secret meeting. With a colt, no less. What else are a pair of curious girls to do but relentlessly stalk their shy friend for the rest of the day in the hope of seeing something a little less innocent than a mere date?

Nothing. They will do nothing else.

A funny Fluttershy romance fic my friend wrote. I like it! You might like it also.

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>>747
>Fallout Equestria but fun
This is good. This is very good indeed!


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 No.349[Reply]

Let's get a new adventure going!

To get this started, we need to create the main character. Who is she? What does she look like? What is her personality? Pony type, hair, mane, everything is up to you so post your suggestions and I'll do my best to fulfill them.
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>>1247
(I don't remember, i can't get the perfect square on her ass outta my mind. But, afriend for our currently lost protagonist, Poni.)

"I've lost my way," says Poni. "I'm Poni; I'm new here." Holds out hoof. "What's your name? What's fun to do around here?"

 No.1255

>"What's your name?"
She still needs one.

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>>1255
(Why is this thread dead? Ok fine, you all asked for this)

She shakes hoofs with Poni and answers, "Square Peg's the name, cuz i'm a bit of a rules nerd and cuz i like to, um," she pushes up her glasses as she nervously glances to the side. "What's fun to do around here? Do they have NSFW where you come from?"

Poni shakes head. Peg continues, "I know just the place! Cmon, follow me!" She becons, and Poni follows as they head out across the darkening streets.

Where is Peg taking our Poni?

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>>1302
Thanks for taking a turn, it's good to know I'm not alone with this. :)

Following Square Peg through a labyrinth of shortcuts, the two ponies arrive to a large wooden building.
"Behold, the post office!" chimes Peg as she pushes open the swinging doors.
"Is that the name of a saloon?" Poni asks, nervous about what she has gotten herself into.
"It's not just a name, it *is* the Ponyhaven's postal office." Peg corrects.

Poni hesitantly steps inside, noting three patrons and a barmaid… or a clerk? This is actually her first time in a bar. What does she do?

 No.1791

>>1308
ask the barmaid about the other patrons


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 No.30[Reply]

Not to say the other thread needs to be sfw, but I just realized there's so much NSFW fun that it really deserves its own thread!
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>>88
Embarrassed-of-being-assertive Fluttershy a cute.

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>>89
>Embarrassed-of-being-assertive Fluttershy a cute.
This really deserves its own derpibooru tag. :D

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>>75
>>89
>>125
Moar!

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This raises questions.


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 No.1745[Reply]

Who else likes "the Mane 6 becoming/being changelings" storyline?

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>>1745
I haven't read it, so to this day this page is the only thing I've ever seen about it.


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 No.1759[Reply]

Beep?

 No.1761

>>1759
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep!

 No.1765

Beep boop.

 No.1784

*bleep*


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 No.1735[Reply]

Who's your favorite MLP character… that's NOT part of the Mane 6?

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>>1735
Unironically, Thorax. He just might be the friendliest, most pleasant character in the entire show, and the perfect leader for his happy hippie people. He has never carried the idiot ball, and even when all the other races were about to go war in School Daze, surprised and confused when Ember yelled at her out of nowhere and going out of his way to tell Twilight that this mess wasn't her fault. I would love to be his friend.

 No.1768

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My favorite non-Mane 6 character is probably Diamond Tiara. Sure, she was a jerk, but now that she's been reformed she has a lot of potential. I just wish Hasbro would give her another episode.

 No.1771

My favorite is trixie.
I kinda relate to har a lot.
I brag a lot (trying to get better about that), have more than a few narcissistic traits, and am annoying without actually meaning to be
>shit sucks dude
I'd probably get along pretty well with her
Trying to be better as a person though, years of unchecked habbits are hard to break my dude

 No.1772

>>1771
Shit, mispelled some stuff


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