/poni/ - My Little Poni

>>1094
I'm still waiting to get any pony dreams.

*pout

Those of the Tulpamancer master race get to have pony dreams with the aid of their pony tulpa whenever they want.

>>1100
I never got into tulpamancy, but Inhave had lucid dreams. Unfortunately I can't create things at will, so I can only look around and hope to find ponies or anything else I'd want to dream about.

>>1104
Omigosh i love that lucid dreaming episode, has some of my favorite bits, your giant Derp ridden by a very dapper bipedal warrior Spike, the Tantabus and best of all Princess Big Mac!

>>1099
This. Never had a lucid dream, either.

I had traveled with Rainbow Dash to the entrance of an old dwarven fortress. The land was charred black, littered with burnt camel corpses, and was literally radiating evil. Still, something in this very ominous place had drawn us to it.

The fortress was built along a double staircase, with progressively wider floors spreading from it in a pyramid shape. It wasn't abandoned, but inhabited by zombielike dwarves lumbering around performing their unholy tasks. When the dwarves refused to notice us, the hot-blooded pegasus kicked one, snapping its neck and killing it instantly. I held my breath in terror of getting the entire fortress against us while still inside it, but the catatonic dwarves didn't even react.

At this point I woke up and jumped at my phone; It should have woken me in time to take the control, but now I couldn't even FIND the fortress controls from it! It took about five seconds to realize that it had all been a dream, and I went back to bed.

Another Dwarf Fortress dream:

The ponies had started digging a fortress near a modern human city. Rarity had discovered a batch of gems she really wanted to the south, but digging to them would require digging through a human sewer pipe filled 1/7 with dark green waste. I decided that if Rarity wanted the gems so bad, she could mine them herself. She started digging towards the sewer, and Fluttershy discovered a vein of unknown ore along the wall of the tunnel.

I was also a little worried about how humans would react to us breaching their sewer pipe, but I figured they wouldn't mind as long as the sewage kept flowing away from their city.

>>1104
You can get into tulpamancy if you want. Tulpa.net is full of lazy faggots who do nothing all day except talk about their imaginary girlfriends and imaginary adventures though.
I remember the place calling me a faker just because my tulpa grew faster than theirs. I think mine grew faster because I'm smarter. Or because I spent more hours on it. Could be either.

I was the mayor of a dwarven fortress, and it was time to meet with the human diplomat. The corridors of the fortress were huge, roughly seven meters wide and high, with brown brick walls and smaller doorways splitting into separate rooms. On the way I caught a glimpse of Derpy Hooves in some wacky antics.

The human diplomat was a huge, bald man with a low flat head and muscles like a toad's legs. I thought there was no way this was a human, or whatever god it impersonated, but went along with the negotiations about building a training room. The training room was to contain poles with spinning spiked balls a la Dungeon Keeper 1, which is what I've always imagined danger rooms to be like. The negotiations were heating up, but Twilight Sparkle came to assist me until I woke up.

Last night I saw a dream where humans were breezie-sized pests living in Equestria. Some were well-off as pets, but most lived like mice inside the walls of pony homes and weren't welcome because of humanity's unharmonious ways.

At one point my friend and I found one of the doorways between this world and the human world that the humans of Equestria had sealed after coming here. It was closed with just plywood and plaster so it was easy to break open, but what troubled me was that it clearly meant humans had come here to get away from something.

The doorway opened into a decrepit cement hallway, with old matresses and remains of storage cabinets almost blocking it. Everything was covered in dust and obviously been untouched for years, but there was sunlight shining in from somewhere I couldn't see. I spent a lot of time on that doorway, just listening carefully in case anything we escaped was still moving around, and after minutes we got the courage to move through back into the human world.

I don't remember much of what happened after that, but there were only old people living in the world. They were the last, infertile people of Earth, and they were living the afternoon of their lives in peaceful acceptance of it all. They clearly had nothing to fear here, but I was constantly unsure if I should explore our real homeworld more, or head back to Equestria before something bad happened.

This is my most memorable pony dream of all time…

In the dreams world, cookies were used as currency and fireworks as weapons, and someone had put up a several quadrillion cookie reward for assassination of Princess Luna. So, I put all my cookies into purchasing fireworks and became her bodyguard.

At one point we fleeing a group of muslims with sabres, and I led us into a small trash shed. I was peeking out between the boards to see what our chasers were doing, when Luna opened my pants and started sucking my cock. I was taking this life and death situation seriously, but I couldn't say no to a princess so I tried to keep watch even while she gave me a blowjob.

I saw this dream just before Sleepless in Ponyville aired, but it would explain perfectly why Luna didn't appear to think she was in any real danger.

My pony dream was where I was my ponysona during the Crystal War Timeline. It was… hectic, to say the least.